I apologise for not updating this blog for 3 whole months.
Here's a short summary of what's been going on in my crazy life.
APRIL: Became single again. Met Kannika and Adib @ KLCC. Adib belanja-ed me Burger King and batteries for my camera. Turned out he had a GF that he never told me about and apparently he had ditched her to go meet me @ KLCC and lepas tu the chick hates me now. Adib bongok. Kesian I.K. Shot 'Mazzie: Emo-ing.' video. Aaaand I can't remember the rest.
MAY: My brother has a condo in Petaling Jaya now and I'll be staying there because I'm taking my piano exams here in PJ. But I can't go online that often anymore because the broadband signal here sucks so I can't go on MSN anymore. BOOO. Met AMIR for the 1st time ever after knowing him for 1 year and 9 months. He freaked out when he saw me, his reaction made me cry, he came to apologise but wore a Kamen Rider mask while he salam-ed me. But had an awesome time talking to him after that and I'm so glad he hugged me. HE FREAKING HUGGED ME. I'M NEVER WASHING MY 7BACHELORS T-SHIRT. -DIES- He's way funny in person. Though very, very shy.. He spoke in such a soft manner it was almost like whispering. I spoke back gently because I was afraid I'd scare him off. Again. Everyone said seeing me and him talking was the sweetest thing. They took pictures of us, too. AWWWWWWW. Started to contemplate wearing high heels. EEEEP. Went to the VI Carnival and kinda got molested by a 'ghost' in the Haunted House. I'MMA SUE THAT SCHOOL.
JUNE: Not sure yet.. My parents helped me shoot my new video. EH HARINI BIRTHDAY JOHNNY DEPP. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNNY DEPP!!!
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And I just found out that my dearest cousin Diana has a blog that she never told me about. DAMN YOU, DIANA!! Tak cerita kat Gen pun.. XD I LOVE YOU ANY WAY.
I FREAKING MISS ALL MY FRIENDS. THE ONES IN SHAH ALAM, PETALING JAYA, JOHOR, KUALA LUMPUR, KUANTAN, AND ETC. T_T <3
And there's a group of my friends who know my deepest, darkest secret. I know I did the right thing by telling them about it because I trust all of them with my life and I hope they're able to keep the secret.. I love you guys... for-fucking-ever. <3
12:13 AM
Thursday, March 19, 2009
I'm starting a fictional story and I'm collaborating with my friend Haziq.. As they say, two heads are better than one. ;D
Haziq came up with the name of the school and I came up with the idea.. XD
Budak2 B.I rock!!
Normal text = Mazzie's Italicized text = Haziq's
Disclaimer: This story is purely fictional and if there are any similarities to real persons dead or alive, it is completely coincidental.
-BARON INSTITUTION-
I, Meor Daim, am a 15 year old school-boy. And I want to tell you all about the crazy shenanigans that take place in my beloved school. There's never a dull moment here in B.I... At first it felt as though I didn't fit in but then I met my now best friends Fahrin Isa and Sharafuddin Jamil. They're like, awesome, man. Well, I'm not in love with them or anything but, yeah, they're really great.
Now, the biggest misconception about all-boys' schools is that we're all gay or homosexual. That is so not freakin' true! Only some are. And then there's the odd bisexual here and there. But the rest of us are completely STRAIGHT and loving it.
Anyhow, some of the kids in my class label me as a nerd. I mean, sheesh! Just because I get better grades than they do doesn't make me a nerd! Man... And then there was this one dude who called me fat but HE was clearly way fatter than I was. Maybe he should weigh himself first before making fun of other people's weight. And not to forget the guy who notoriously borrows pencils from everyone and never returns any of them. We call him 'The Serial Borrower'. But no matter what we call each other, I can assure you, all of us have one thing in common and that's talking about porn/sex/jacking off. Believe me, we're all so dirty-minded we can make porn stars blush.
I'm the narrator, the person that tells you what happens in a story. Actually the proper word for it would be that I narrate the stories. Shocking, isn't it? Now, it is not often that a narrator introduces himself but for once I will, I am Jack the omnipotent voice in the sky that will be doing the narration of Baron Institution.
We begin by zooming into the stars of the story, Meor Daim and his lovable best friends Fahrin Isa and Shafaruddin Jamil. Now I say lovable only because if I didn't I would be sued but putting that aside, what started as a generic everyday conversation about biology would turn into one of the most exciting topics of the time and end with them doing things that no man should ever do. NEVER EVER.
It all started when Meor was on his way to school and saw a belly dancing troupe headed for a show. Now it seems inane that those kind of people just showed up but believe me, Baron Institution is located in a place where it wouldn't be strange if the prime minister was walking around in a pink tutu. Anyways, the moment Meor saw the troupe his eyes were glued to one of their dancers who was walking around "accidentally" exposing her bosom. While Meor was so fixated looking at it he walked straight into a street lamp and passed out.
2:21 AM
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Hey it's been like 76 months since I last updated!!! NOT. XD Anyhow, I was having a wicked time chatting to my dearest Fatin and suddenly I had the urge to google a certain 'Megat Danial'... Then I accidentally found his old blog. XD I read everything... And I was like 'O_O' and then 'T_T' and then 'XD!!' and then '=_=' and the '>.<' and then '._.'.. Phew.. Mangkuk gile.. I feel weird right now.. It's like I was trespassing.... And uhm.. Yeah, Danny, you're recycled now!!! XDXDXD
Hmm.. Now I wanna do a bit of perli-ing..
Hey this is m3 aka Megat Danial aka MD or watever u wanna call me as long as its not insulting... wanna noe about me???
hmm yea i play a lot of games... hmm yea i play a lot of games... hmm yea i play a lot of games... hmm yea i play a lot of games...
why r u still reading huh? got no life is it? LOL kidding folks..
HARHAR.. jangan marah.. XD
So yeah, right now I'm gonna play Perfect by Simple Plan on my guitar... XD
hmmm..sooooo...
BYE
10:32 AM
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Tak aci! Bilik die ade air-cond! HAHA
6:22 PM
Friday, January 30, 2009
I'm thoroughly confused and dumbfounded by what's been going on in my life.
I have little that I regret.. but..... Doing it was a bad decision. NO, I DID NOT GET SCREWED. Lol..
But I don't know what came over me.. I refused to do it but... I got forced into it. =_=
But (yes, another 'but'.) everything that has happened or that WILL happen lied and lies in God's hands...
Hmmm...
( . )( . )
7:09 PM
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Waaah. Haven't posted in awhile. Okay. Sometimes %#@@* gets on my nerves. Grr. And #@^@^ gets on my nerves, too!!! YOU FREAKIN' BITCH, I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!! I wish I could strangle you!!! I wish someone would r@pe you!!! THAT'S HOW MAD I AM. Gah. ANYWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. Bye.
6:45 PM
Friday, January 2, 2009
I'm just so lazy in 2009... LOL
I don't want to type out every single detail because I know I'll remember everything for the rest of my bloody life... XD
So... I'll just write out the summary of what I did on new year's eve and all, just for kicks.
My parents, brother, and I arrived at CapsSquare Mall at around 6:40pm and we left our dad at Starbucks while my mum, my brother, and I went to look for a pair of shoes for me since I didn't have a pair to wear along with my dress (ceh). Mind you, it's just an excuse to get new shoes. XD
So while I was shoe-shopping Danny called me and said he was already in CapSquare mall and asked me where I was. This was around 7:00pm. As soon as I got back from 'shoe-shopping' I went back to CapSquare and saw Danny in front of StarBucks. He went to say hi to my parents and then my brother, Danny, and I went to eat. Danny didn't want to eat so he just drank Milo Si Ping. He's such a copy-cat; I ordered Milo Si Ping first, then he followed suit. We had onion rings and the rings were big enough to be made into bangles. I wore one, and ate it. XD
And then I poured the tomato ketchup but I wasn't paying attention and I accidentally poured too much. TOOOO MUCH. Like almost half the bottle. Okay maybe a quarter. HAHA...
So we lepak-ed and then my mom followed me when I went to the toilet to go change into my dress. XD
Danny said I looked 'lawa' and he made me blush. x_x
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We walked all around the CapSquare area, and took pictures, too... I don't exactly know why but I couldn't hear properly that night. It must've been due to the loud music. My brother was so pissed off at me for not being able to hear what he was saying (e.g student pass became poodle pass and mistletoe became mee soto). Danny didn't talk that much but he giggled a bit sometimes. I showed him my Blue's Clues wallet that had his business card in it and he said his sister had a SpongeBob wallet and I said 'jealous!' then he said 'tak' but what I meant was that I was jealous of his sister's SpongeBob wallet.. apa yang dia cakap 'tak' nya.. XD
Then we went to buy batteries for my digital camera at the supermarket in CapSquare called 'Olives'.. We looked for batteries all over the supermarket but it turns out batteries were kept at the main counter. LOL!
At around 9:00pm we went to Modesto's where my brother left me and Danny with my parents while he went to check out the UrbanEthique bar.. While walking to Modesto's I pinched Danny on the arm really hard and he went 'OW!!' and I apologized profusely and told him I didn't know what came over me. Seriously, it was very spontaneous. O_O
Danny and I sat at the 42Below barstools and ordered 2 Cokes.
My parents sat at a table near to where we were sitting. Ceh. XD
One coke cost rm15 at the bar. =_=
Danny coyly tried to get a glimpse of the receipt while he bent down to sip Coke using a straw then he exclaimed 'Bapak ah..'... LOL.
I then said that rm30 could buy us 10 1.5 litre bottles of Coke at a supermarket. =_=
I had a good time talking to him while we were there. We discussed many topics and some were utterly random. HAHA. I then rubbed ice on the area where I pinched him because I felt guilty. It was really red. Sorry, Danny!! T_T
I kept dropping stuff from my slingbag and onto the floor and I kept forcing him to bend down and get them for me and forcing him to open doors for me. LOL. Well, he IS my slave, after all. XD (Sorry, Danny) ahahaha.
Danny told me earlier that he had to go back at 12:30am and by LRT. I told this to my parents but my dad felt sorry for Danny or something and he said it was okay if we sent him home instead. I told this to Danny and he said 'Oh, in that case...' and took out money from his sock and kept it back in his wallet. Ahaha. Oh yeah and I have no clue why, but my dad really likes Danny. Haha which is good.. XD
So he and I lepak-ed at the 42Below bar for about an hour, lepak-ed some more, Danny ate chicken, Danny went to the toilet, and Danny was cold. XD
And then my dad escorted me and Danny to StarBucks to where my brother was and then after my dad left we walked to the UrbanEthique bar... We had to write down our names and email addresses before we could enter UrbanEthique and when it was danny's turn I kept looking over his shoulder to see his handwriting. Masalah. XD
We then sat at the outside area of UrbanEthique, which was pretty close to the stage of the street party next to it. My brother's friend Kak Diana and her boyfriend were there with us, too... Then Danny and I did this ' O_O ' to each other a lot and went 'OLIOLIOOO. OLIOOOO~' (thanks to Amir).
HAHAHA.
Kak Diana ordered Coke for all of us. Rm20 for 1 bottle this time. Hehe.
Danny and I were high on Coke the whole night. XD
The DJ in UrbanEthique played techno, raggae, and pebenda punya genre of music semua, but the bands that were performing outside on the street party stage were playing heavy metal throughout the night. I head-banged along with Danny at one point. It was a whole lot of fun. XD
There was this chick who worked at UrbanEthique and she carried a tray of tea-coloured alcoholic drinks in small glasses that had brims that were frosted with sugar (I think it was vodka or something) and she kept offering the drinks to us at our table but everyone refused though danny looked like he wanted one. XD
The chick came round to offer the drinks to us twice but both times we refused and Danny STILL looked like he wanted one. Ahaha. XD
And mamat Danny tu sebok nak perform je... Ish ish ish... But instead of that we did something else. *COUGH*
I asked my brother if Danny and I could go and watch the street party's concert which was across the UrbanEthique bar for awhile and he said yes. I walked with Danny and we sat down on the pavement together and sort of cuddled a bit. Not that much ah, but the couple in front of us were snogging each other like mad and Danny and I talked about them for a bit before walking back to UrbanEthique because I told Danny I had to pee so we had to have permission from my brother on whether Danny could teman me to the toilet or not.
So anyhow, after that Danny teman-ed me when I had to go to the toilet in the CapSquare mall which was a short distance from the UrbanEthique bar. We saw some Indian teens who were taking pictures on the escalator that wasn't switched on because escalators in malls are switched off by the time it was 11:45pm. XD
I was inspired to do the same so Danny and I walked back to where my brother was and grabbed my digital camera and went back to the escalators to take pictures. We took advantage of the time we had alone and watched the view from the dark balcony of the mall's 1st floor. *COUGH* We held hands and walked back to UrbanEthique and quickly let go of each other's hand right before my brother could see us. LOL. We sat at our seats again and held hands under the table. Then I exclaimed that I was bored and suggested that we go to the street party area instead to see what was going on with the concert but as soon as we got there everyone was screaming 'HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!!!!' and stuff. There wasn't even a countdown!!! No '10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!!!!' at all!! Sheesh. So I went hyper after that. If you don't know what I'm like when I'm hyper, just go ask some of my friends. Only the few who've witnessed my hyperactivity in action before. HEHEHE. I saw a Chinese lesbian couple making out with each other. Then I told danny about it. He saw them too. HEHE. I then asked my brother to take a picture of me and Danny. The first ever picture of 2009. It was taken at 00:01!! I was so hyper and I was screaming 'wooo!!!' for no apparent reason. Then there were fireworks and all. I'm really glad Danny was with me. I took pictures and a short video too... I asked my brother to take a picture of me strangling Danny with my jacket on the street across the stage... I had so much fun..
Then at around 12:24am we all walked back to the car... I took a picture of my parents at a christmas tree before we resumed walking to the car... Just as we got into the van I suddenly felt real tired.. CapSquare is quite far away from where Danny lived so it took awhile to get there. We saw a lot of things while in the van... We saw a lot of people on the streets near KLCC and Avenue K and they were all acting so weird and drunk and high and all... But it was fun watching them... Hahaha... There were a lot of guys who sold mini blinking flashlights in the middle of the streets and Danny pointed out that they all had the same bags and I said maybe they had the same distributor... And my parents were talking about how it would've been for Danny if he had to take the LRT... My parents were going on about how unsafe it was..what with all the drunken or high people who'd start fist-fights for no apparent reason and such.. 'Dia pulak budak kecik je', said my mom. And then I pointed at Danny and said 'Budak keciiik!!!' and laughed at him... Hahaha.. Then Danny mentioned something about knowing Taekwondo..so he could defend himself if anything happened. Riiiiiiight.
LOL. XD
My mom then told Danny to give my dad instructions on how to get to his house....
Mostly it was like 'uhh, terus je... uhh belok kiri.. lepas traffic light ni belok kanan lepas tu kiri balik...lepas tu terus je.. ah terus je.. belok kiri... k terus je... belok kiri... k uhm yang ada Myvii kat depan tu.. k daah sampaaaaai.'
Ahahaha... XD!
He then salam-ed my parents and thanked them a lot... And then he salam-ed me but when I tunduk-ed, he tunduk-ed as well so we bumped our heads together..macam collide je.. Patutnya I je lah yang tunduk because he's the one yang older than I am... Tu lah Danny, dah terhantuk kepala masa tu... Ish ish ish... XD
Before he went through the gate of his house he waved to us and then went in. So he was home by the time it was 01:21am. My parents and I then went back to CapSquare to fetch my brother.. Oh didn't I mention that my brother didn't follow us when we sent Danny home? Ahaha now I have. XD
And then I got a text message from Danny.. He said he was happy gile tadi and that 'this is the best new year ever! Thank you so much.. T.T'..
Aww, Danny... Thank YOU so much, too; for wanting to spend new year's eve with me... =]
OMG IT TOOK ME 4 FCUKING HOURS TO WRITE ALL THIS AHAHAHAHAHA
Now my legs are cramped T_T
Tadi I kata nak tulis summary je... Ni bukan summary!!! This is practically EVERYTHING I did mase hari tu... ALMOST everything. XP
You guys lah, asyik complain yang I lama tak update, so all I can say is 'NAH, AMBIK ENGKAU!!!!' Knock yourselves out while reading this!!!!! XD
WOOOT!!!!!!!
HAPPY 2009 TO ALL MY FRIENDS!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!!!!!!
Phew.... I won't be blogging anymore any time soon.... The next blogpost will be about my birthday kot. XP
Hmm... I wonder how the 2009 version of Mazzie will be like... LOL...
OMG I DON'T WANNA BE FIFTEEN!!! I HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH OF BEING FOURTEEN YET!!!!!! T________T *drama tak tentu fasal*
I hope I'll be a better person/daughter/friend/cousin/girlfriend/husband this year. ^^''
Oh I forgot to mention my new year's resolution!!!
Ask me what it is!!! Danny already knows. XD
And I know Danny's.. XD
Ask me what HIS is as well!!! Ahahaha..
OMG I LOVE 2009 [SO FAR]!!!!!
XD!!!!!
TILL THEN!!!
MUAH!
- Mazlinna/Mazzie/Maji/Gen.
5:01 AM
WHO IS SHE?
She is Mazzie, 15, fun-loving, and leads a partially complicated life.
HER WISHLIST:
To take Grade 8 Trinity Guildhall examinations for piano. Get to date AMIR once.
To stop regretting about what she's done in the past.
To get to arm-wrestle more people.
